Suddenly, this question has secured a top spot on my Most FAQ List.
And as many are simply asking because they don't know what the heck to respond with when I mention that: (1) a surrogate, (2) in India, (3) is carrying our twins, they tend not to notice my total deer-in-headlights expression, and instead proceed with a rapid-fire subset of questions including decorated the nursery? found childcare? selected a pediatrician? picked out names?
To which I usually reply with some lame-o, "Um, yeah, all of the above. Maybe one or two more things to do, but, you know, yeah, I'd say we've definitely made a significant dent in the List."
Which, frankly, is nothing but a big fat freakin' lie!
Dent in the List? Where the heck do I come up with this stuff? I don't even have a "List." And the only thing I've made a dent in lately is a pint of Cherry Garcia.
That's right. Me, a spoon, and a tub of ice cream, as I enviously pour over my fellow bloggers "Lists" and marvel at their bravery for having already ordered their complete layette AND selected their minivan color.
Add to the fact that Duane, while babysitting my niece the other night, sent me the below picture with the message "Help! I don't know how to watch girls!" and I am beginning to think that we are falling woefully behind on all this baby preparation stuff.
Which is why I decided that today, it was finally time to take my first step in "that" direction.
And while I'm at it, why not start with the really hard stuff first.
Which is exactly what I did. I picked up the phone, dialed my hairdresser, and managed to secure a pre baby pick-up highlight and haircut appointment with less than two months advance notice.
Not impressed? You've clearly never tried to get in with my hairdresser.
Now, onto all the easy stuff...
And as many are simply asking because they don't know what the heck to respond with when I mention that: (1) a surrogate, (2) in India, (3) is carrying our twins, they tend not to notice my total deer-in-headlights expression, and instead proceed with a rapid-fire subset of questions including decorated the nursery? found childcare? selected a pediatrician? picked out names?
To which I usually reply with some lame-o, "Um, yeah, all of the above. Maybe one or two more things to do, but, you know, yeah, I'd say we've definitely made a significant dent in the List."
Which, frankly, is nothing but a big fat freakin' lie!
Dent in the List? Where the heck do I come up with this stuff? I don't even have a "List." And the only thing I've made a dent in lately is a pint of Cherry Garcia.
That's right. Me, a spoon, and a tub of ice cream, as I enviously pour over my fellow bloggers "Lists" and marvel at their bravery for having already ordered their complete layette AND selected their minivan color.
Add to the fact that Duane, while babysitting my niece the other night, sent me the below picture with the message "Help! I don't know how to watch girls!" and I am beginning to think that we are falling woefully behind on all this baby preparation stuff.
Which is why I decided that today, it was finally time to take my first step in "that" direction.
And while I'm at it, why not start with the really hard stuff first.
Which is exactly what I did. I picked up the phone, dialed my hairdresser, and managed to secure a pre baby pick-up highlight and haircut appointment with less than two months advance notice.
Not impressed? You've clearly never tried to get in with my hairdresser.
Now, onto all the easy stuff...
Excellent news - get going. The pre baby pick up hairdresser appointment is indeed important mine was made immediately after booking the flight. Best wishes and see you soon.
ReplyDeletejust laughing so hard reading this. am in the same boat though. i have NOT bought baby stuff as well. went out a few times with the intention but always ended up putting them back,am just too scared because i did this before in 2009 when i was so sure i was going to give birth.sigh!
ReplyDeleteI think it takes some courage to make that list and start to put a dent in it. I still feel very cautious, but the planner in my is overriding the caution. Let me know if u want me to email u my list!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I love it!!! Dont dismiss the cherry garcia - some major life changes have been decided with the help of my two boys - Ben and Jerry!!! Best wishes, K
ReplyDeleteHee hee!!! That's great! Be brave, Bernadette! You and Duane are in our thoughts!
ReplyDeleteHehe, I'm feeling a bit that way too, but thankfully, we've got a bit more time than you do.
ReplyDeleteDuane's picture is cute. At least, with your little ones, they will start of itty bitty and by the time they are the age of the girls in the pic, you'll have a bit of experience. :)
Can't wait to hear more about the list, because I'm starting to panic a bit myself about what sort of stuff I might need/want. hahah
I love it! You need to look good in the baby pick up photos. Everything falls into place with what you need and if you don't have it buy it in India.
ReplyDeleteList or no list, you will be just fine! Enjoy the Cherry Garcia while you can...when babies arrive it will have melted before you finally get a chance to stop and enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that you have your "priorities" straight. I mean, no baby wants to meet their Mama with a bad hair-do!
ReplyDeleteAnd girls are a piece of cake. That is until about their 8th year. I'm learning it the hard way.
Your Friend, m.
Do you read minds woman?? OMG I swear EACH time i read your post i swear its me writing it, scary as friggin hell...in a good way though, because i know you get me...i am right with you minus the cherry garcia and replace it with Moscato or whats left on the shelf, LOL...ps: i just got a hair cut today just as a "picker upper"
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the baby shopping...or rather planning,c ant wait to see what you get done..pics are a must :)
Lover from Jersey!
That's fantastic! I am still laughing at your latest post. As my sister keeps telling me there will be so many people who will keep giving you advice about babies and some who will judge unfairly about the surrogacy journey. At the end of the day who cares about them! OMG I just realised I am giving you advice.....all the best for smooth smooth sailing towards twin bubs birth
ReplyDeleteDid i type Lover?? HAHA...i meant Love from Jersey, silly!
ReplyDeleteBeen following your blog from Pennsylvania - I'm about to start this crazy journey also. I think you are going to make an amazing mommy - you already have one of the most important qualities - a sense of humor!
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